{ My Random Thoughts }

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Posted On: 2006-04-27   Damn Crappy Car   
So here I am folks, sitting back, relaxing. It's a Thursday Evening of April 27th of 2006. Right now I'm at grandma's house, house-sitting. She asked me a few days ago if I can sleep over and watch the place, and mainly their dog...Tina, while they go out of town. There isn't much to do here but play around on my computer.....without the internet. Grandma does have High Speed internet but it's the "wired" type, and I really don't feel like disconnecting everything so I can be on the net. My lappy (laptop), can't pick up a wireless signal around here. Hmmm, seems like nobody has wireless. Oh well. I suppose I can live without internet for another night. Besides, here's a good time to do some updating on my site here and post it as soon as I get a chance.

It's finally getting warm around here.....not that I'm getting excited...remember, I love winter and much prefer cold weather. But then again, I suppose the sun and a little bit of sunshine won't hurt. Besides, now that summer is here, I can pull out my bicycle and get back into my routine bike excursions. Wahoo!!! Oh, have I mentioned that I'm a self-proclaimed long-distance bicycler? Well, now I have...hehehe!

So what's been in the life of the Random Thinker these days? Well, not much to tell you the truth. I've been super duper mega-over busy with piles of projects for work. Not only that, but I'm seemingly killing myself as well over my personal projects that I've laid out for myself. I suppose, I can never give myself a chance to relax and do nothing....lately that is. In other news, I had to take my car in for some repairs. It was kinda feeling sick and needed a checkup. Come to find out, I needed front brakes, rear drums needed turning and my bearings are going out. Great! Just what I needed. Apparently the bearings are the reason why my car seems to make an annoying hallow rumbling sound when I hit about 75 to 80 MPH or so. I suppose I better get them repaired before one my axles go flying off in the middle of speeding down the freeway at top speeds. Who knows, I could end up in a ditch, or worse yet, go slamming front first into a semi-truck then getting hit from behind by another car that crushes mine into a pancake with me in it completely jammed between the steering wheel and the seat. Then all of a sudden my car explodes into a huge ball of fire as I feel the sensation of burning flesh rippling up my legs, arms and back while I'm screaming hysterically for someone to free me from my life-ending fiery trap of molten metal and rubber! Ohhhh, my damn crappy car! Wheeeeeew!!!!! Did I just go overboard in my wild imaginations?

Well, I suppose a few hundred bucks of repairs is better than losing my car, someone's life and most likely my own. But damn it, that's still a few hundred bucks that I could be wasting on something else! Take for example, I could be buying a new 3D program to tinker around on. Or better yet, go on a road trip and use the money towards gas! Of course, knowing my luck, if I did go on a road trip, it would be then that my bearings would finally go out and thus recreating the whole entire scenario I just imagined above. Hehehe, life is sure funny like that. But you know, I really don't think I would mind being dead. I mean, just imagine! I would finally get to see what heaven is all about! Hmmmm.....except, in my case, it would probably be hell. Well, if I'm heading to hell, I might as well make the most of it and be as evil as I possibly can while I'm down there. But of course, I still don't wanta go to hell, I mean, who does right?

Okay, I'm completely out of things to jibber-jabber about. On top of that, I'm getting hungry. However, I'd like to give some sound advice before I close for the night.
  1. If you must go dying a fiery death, go out with a bang (or a gas explosion)
  2. Watch out eating grandma's home baked cookies from up in the cabinets. Give one to the dog first, and if all looks well, then cautiously try one before scarfing them all down.
Good night people of the world! The Random Thinker is exiting the building.....(piss break).
-Random Thinker
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