I figured I should write one more article prior to my venture into vacation land. Who knows, I could end up getting lost on a Nevada excursion or kill over from a New York Bagle syndrome, so another article should be considered. Anyhow, today is another Saturday morning.....7pm to be exact. And it looks like it's going to be another hot freakin' day too! Oh well, atleast summer will be ending soon here. As well, another season of football is upon us! Have I mentioned that I love football? Ya ya, for all you females out there reading this, you're probably thinking, "hum, typical male" But you know what? In actuality......well, okay ya, maybe I am a typical male. But only a little! That is just the one sport that I really enjoy watching. I can't stand Basketball. Don't care for Baseball. Soccer isn't all that great, Tennis sucks big donkey's d*ck and any form of automobile or animal racing......what a joke! If you're wondering, my team is the Oakland Raiders and the backup is the Tennessee Titans. But God damn the Raiders this season for losing Tim Brown!! Now I hope the Raiders get the crap beat out of them....(NO! Don't say that Dreamer!). Hey, talking to yourself sometimes helps you know.

This girl I know from across the seas, whom I've been chatting with for over two years now wants to send me a birthday present. We got to know each other pretty well over the years so we've got to the point where we can share our gripes, opinions and such nonsense as any two friends would chatting face to face. But now, she wants to send me a present! The thing is, I'm not big on birthdays. Infact, I really don't even celebrate my birthdays! Every birthday that comes is just another reminder that the ancient age of 30 is looming around the corner! And good Lord! That is only 4 years away!! I don't need that kind of reminder! I tried to convince Jill...(and I'm using that as a pseudonym since I can't reveal her real name out of privacy), that it's too expensive to send a gift overseas. shipping across the seas will cost as much if not more than the darn gift itself! Believe me, I know from experience. The gift I got for her was something simple.....alittle over $30 and the actual shipping cost about $60. but, she insists and is quite adamant about it so I'm just gonna grudgingly accept it......hopefully she's not reading this. If you are Jill, I want you to know that this was not my idea. Infact, I'm not even typing this. (I'm sure I can be forgiven for a few white lies right?). Normally I don't reveal my identity to anyone much less my address. Infact, I'm known as Dreamer and known as that for years. But, she warrants alittle more since afterall, she practically is like a close buddy of mine. Of course, we haven't yet got to the point in our friendship where we are comfortable in burping into each others mics, or calling each other derogatory names. But then again, I dunno if we'll ever get to that point and only for the fact that she's a female. Which brings me to a curious question. Why is it that males are such disgusting pigs towards each other? I mean, take my buddy Cookie and I. Every time we chat, there has to be atleast a dozen derogatory remarks or slanders. Infact, here's a typical conversation....and it's not for the faint of heart; Cookie: "what's up bitch?", Dreamer: "fuck you", Cookie: "whatcha doing today?", Dreamer: "nuttin", Cookie: "get off yer fuckin' ass and let's go do something", Dreamer: "leave me the fuck alone", Cookie: "bitch!", Dreamer: "hoe!", Cookie: "alright, catcha later", Dreamer: "get out of here".

The thing is though, I suppose it will make her happy getting me a gift. Money isn't the issue although I tried to make it an issue. But of course, as any good human would come to feel, money or how much is spent really shouldn't be an obstacle when showing friendship or care or even affection by giving that gift. If only the whole world was as such. Then maybe this place would be much better off. And life.........would be much more pleasant.