{ My Random Thoughts }

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Posted On: 2004-05-31   Devilish Females   
Hey folks, I'm back again. Today is Memorial Day which means I have time to do a little posting for this site. Beautiful day out too. Nice and warm.........but not too hot and with a slight breeze. Makes it just right. Now if only those stupid crows would stop their cawing. We had some friends over this weekend throwing a BBQ in the backyard. It sure felt good just relaxing amongst friends and having a good 'ol time, thinking no work, doing no work. But.......too quickly the weekend flew and here we are once again, faced with another week to grind through. And to begin, I've got a bunch of projects to do for a few clientele, one of which is a jukebox for a band. They would like give their viewers a chance to listen to their music of their choice. Frankly, it didn't come out too bad........so far.

Wow, after what seems to be 100 years or so of knowing this one girl over the net......Yahoo chat, I finally convinced her to send me her pic. I just wanted to see what she looked like (and making sure I wasn't flirting with a guy posing as a girl........blegh!!). Anyhow, she did but she said I had to guess. I couldn't figure out why she said that until I received the pic. Darn her!! She tricked me! She ends up sending me a pic with about a dozen girls in it all bunched up. I asked her how I was suppose to know which one of them was her. She said, "I'm the one with the most beautiful smile". Ha ha, ya right! They were ALL smiling! And how do u determine what a beautiful smile is? I said, "Gee, you should've just said, the one in the shirt". Yep, she was playing hard ball and wasn't going to tell me. Oh well. Afterall, we are all mystery persons on the World Wide Web right? I suppose that's why we all have screen names and the like. So now, basically, I've got a useless pic that doesn't do any good in alleviating my contemplations of her looks. I suppose I could just let my imaginations run wild. But hell, the last time I did that I got myself into a pickle. Hey, the brain can be a dangerous weapon.

The other day I went to this club here in Fresno right. I haven't been there in years........I think the last time I've been there was back in '99. Anyhow, we walk in and it seemed like it hadn't changed much besides a small stage area for live performances of local bands. Anyhow, I'm there, having a beer with a few friends, shooting pool (beating the shit out of them), and I'm looking around. LOTS and LOTS of females! One problem though. They were all youngsters! I couldn't believe it but apparently this place started letting in 18 year olds! God, here I am, 26 1/2, partying with a bunch of kids! What's wrong with that picture!? I was afraid to go up to a female and start chatting for she might have been an 18 year old! The next thing you know, I'd be making friends in prison! Ha ha! Noooo thank you! Well, I don't go to bars much anyhow. I mean, what exactly is the thrill....you drink a few beers, shoot some pool on an $11.00 dollar an hour table and mingle with other drunk bastards. And if you're lucky, you might end up chatting with a few good looking females. Well you know what, I can dump my $50 dollars on something more exciting, productive and still end up hooking up with a sober female.....and probably more sophisticated. But hey, as the old saying goes, whatever floats your boat.

Well, it's nearing 11 am so I better get going on some of these projects. I've got deadlines to meet you know. I can't be wasting away my time on frivolous mental meanderings. Sooooo, without further ado, I shall depart with these last words....females are very conniving and devilish..........yes they are.

-Random Thinker
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