{ My Random Thoughts }

Here you will find my articles on just about anything that happens to cross my mind, "Random Thoughts" as I call them. I try to post at least twice a month so there will always be a fresh new article. You may find something interesting to read here so grab yourself a cup of coffee, kick back, relax and enjoy!

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Posted On: 2005-02-09   Damn Uncle Sam!   
Ahhh, here I am once again with another article. This time, I'm gonna keep it short since I don't have alot of time........and not to mention that I really don't have much in mind. So here we are, already in February........GOD!! This year is already flying!!! Looook! It's already February! What happened to January? Did it already pass? Geez! And to think, each year about this time, I already start contemplating the fact that my b-day is coming around the corner.....well, a long corner that is...since it's not until October. But the fact of the matter is, I'll be yet another year older! Siiigh, I'll be a terrible haggard age of 28! I might as well start plotting my burial ground. Again, oh well.

Speaking of February, 'tis the season for taxes!! But god dang! Can you believe it!? This year I owe Uncle Sam! For those of you who aren't familiar with that term, it means, "big brother", "eye-in-the-sky", "Tom Jones", "The-evil-empire"......or plainly put, the U.S. Government. Normally, I get something back, not much to speak of, but atleast something. Typically, it rounds off to about $1000 but this year.......whooooo boy! I OWE about $1000. I dunno what happened! Actually, I do know what happened. The stupid book-keeper at work didn't take enough out the whole year! Oh wait....I am the book-keeper! But on a serious note, which is quite hard for me to do, we have another book-keeper that does our payroll and he seriously screwed up. I really don't know where I'm gonna get that money to pay Uncle Sam. Well, I suppose I better start hitting the corners. I'm gonna need something sexy to wear.......it's a joke buddy! A joke! Again....oh well. I mean, what can you do? The darn problem with the IRS is that if you owe them alittle bit of money.........boy, they'll come knocking at your door 4 o' clock in the morning so that way you don't have time to jump out the nearest window, since you would be all groggy and stuff. So, instead of buying that nice blow-up dolly I had in mind for me.....er, "for a good friend of mine", I'm now gonna have to apply that money to pay off my stupid debt to Uncle Sam! God I hate uncles! Always leeching you for money!

I'm really looking forward to this school semester to finish. This is my final class in getting my "certificate of completion". Wheeeeew! About freakin' time!! It's felt as if I've been going to school for this piece of paper for 4 years!........hmmm.......I think I have actually. I'm thinking of taking me a break before I finish up the remaining courses for my AS or AA or even BS. Hmmmm.......I think atleast a good 5 year break should do. Heck no! Who am I kidding! a semesters worth of a break should suffice. In other good news, Summer is around the corner.....well, after Spring that is. So what does that mean? I dunno, but I'm looking forward to it. Well, I guess one good thing to look forward to is all the pretty, gorgeous, hot babes that seem to only come out during those times. But I'm thinking they are just more noticable since clothing is "almost" an option these days.....god I love it!

Anyhow, my brain already hurts and I need to add a few updates to the rest of this site. Soooo, this ends this random thought and I'll see you on the next installment. Oh by the way, if you happen to run into Uncle Sam, tell him that he's a strait tight-wad to us poor, barely-making-it college students!

-Random Thinker
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