Well folks, I am back. Sorry for the long hiatus once again. This time they tied me up and told me not to write anymore articles for the Blasphemy. But.............hah hah hah! I've gottin' loose and here I am once again. You just can't keep a good man down.........(was that saying already played out?). Well, either case, I've got another blasphemous piece to throw at you. So here it is.

In the beginning, there was a vast emptiness. Then......all of a sudden there was light! Then from there, everything else came into existence in one fashion or another. But the question is, where, "all of a sudden" did this light come from? Who or what created it? If there was just emptiness, nothing, void in the beginning then where the hell did this light come from? Can you take nothing and make it into something? Can a world explode without a reason? Does the oceans rage for no reason? Does the clouds of heaven just float by because they feel like it? Well, let's take this alittle further. They say......and when I say "they", I'm talking about those good 'ol Christians; they say that the "light" is "God". And all of a sudden "God" came forth and decided to make everything into existence from a void.....or emptiness. I wonder if God just got bored one day and decided, "Ahh, what the heck, I'm bored. Let me make a bunch of irrelevent stuff just for my amusement". Personally, if it was me, I think I would've just enjoyed my time with my angels in that emptiness.

Now here's the real question. If there was nothingness in the beginning, where did God come into play? Did he just magically appear? Did he just decided to make a bunch of things after eons and eons of being in "nothingness"? Here are my thoughts. I bet ya........and If I'm wrong, lunch is on me. But I bet ya that God was or already had made a bunch of other things prior to making the stuff mentioned in the Christian's Bible. I bet ya that God is probably one of those creative type of individuals...(and I say individual so as to decribe him........since of course, you Christians would argue that God can't be classified as an "individual". But humor me would ya?). Anyhow, so I think that God was busy making all kinds of silly and stupid things all throughout this vast universe and others. Thus, the emptiness wasn't really so. As far as maybe our universe was concerned, maybe it was. OR.......God was simply invented to explain the creation of all the things we are aware of. And for all of those things that we are not aware of...well, it doesn't exist..........(note to the idiots: I'm being sarcastic). Yes, it's a slight possibility that God really doesn't exist but merely is the figment of the Christians imaginations. Hmmmm.....I think I have said this before in one of my earlier articles, but nevertheless, I'll say it again to reinforce the previous statement.

So, let us go on the assumption that God doesn't exist. Since he doesn't exist, how in the hell did the world come into being? Or anything else in this matter? Is it possible that the Big Bang really did exist? You Christians are saying, "Oh heck no! You lost your mind!". And you Scientists are saying, "Of course! Don't be so silly". Well, I got news for both parties. What if........what if and more what if, it wasn't God nor the Big Bang? What if, in actuality, it was a fleet of aliens with the power to create a universe; who knows, with magic wands even. What if aliens had the power to play God and decided to be creative? Could there be a slight chance? Well, I'll tell you what. Even if there was a "great" chance of that being true, that notion would be absolutely shut down from both the Christians and the Science community. The fact is, if that notion was true, Christianity would be a complete lie and would unravel everything in this world revolving around the notion of the one God; including Islam, Judaism and even Zoroastrianism. And if that notion was true, all the ideas of science, all the theories and speculations and guesstimations of the beginning of the universe would go down the drain. It would create an upheaval with the whole idea of "science". Therefore, even if that notion of the aliens were true, it might as well not be. Do you know why? Because man is stubborn! Man is stuck in his ways and we are the ultimate voice! Ain't that a bunch of shit?!